McCain Medical Records pre-date Magna Carta

Earlier today, John McCain released his medial records to a select group of reporters in an attempt to quell concern over his age and general health. Before releasing the records he told reporters, ‘There are going to be no surprises.’ Except, of course, for the hyphen and blank line after his birth date.

So That's How Stonehenge Came To Be

Sources at National Geographic say they've uncovered new clues as to who made Stonehenge. Their latest theory: They’re kidney stones passed by John McCain.