Penny Pinchin' at the Pumps

Gas prices are horrendous! What's worse is the fact that these petroleum pushing pan-handlers charge that extra 9/10's of a cent per gallon. To top it off they may be skimping you when you top it off. That's right, investigative reports came out that gas pumps are about as accurate as your aim in their bathrooms! If they can't even give me an even gallon of gas, well shit... I ..can't even hit the seat! Charge me 9/10's of a cent for gas than 9/10's of your restroom's soaked in my own little light bonny!!