Sunday, March 15, 2009

Shoppers Sparse


Many shoppers leaving department stores reported feeling uneasy in recent weeks, citing all the manikins biting their nails.

Outcry Over Bailout


GM is looking for another $30 billion in bailout money. A financial burden the public would have to bear; prompting their own little Public Service Announcement for the automaker, CLICK IT & STICK IT!

Phelps & the Funky Stuff


Fans and pundits expressed outrage over news that gold medalist, Michael Phelps, let them down by being photographed smoking marijuana out of a bong.

Even if he did lose many of his fans he could win over twice as many by showing off some of his other talents; such as drinking the bong water and gleating it out of his gills.

Generally Bad News


GE recently announced even more layoffs, along with a new slogan: imagination at home.

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